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✨ Boogie Nights 5K, 10K & Half After Dark
June 28, 2025 · 8:00 p.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Join us for Boogie Nights 5K, 10K & Half After Dark—a disco-drenched nighttime run through the Valley where polyester reigns, vibes are high, and everybody’s a star at the finish line.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Roller skates. Gold chains. Big dreams.
Inspired by the unforgettable energy of Boogie Nights (yes, that Boogie Nights), this race is a tribute to the over-the-top sparkle and grit of 70s/80s California cool—with just enough late-night chaos to make it magic.

Choose your challenge:

• Boogie Nights 5K – A funky little sprint with serious Dirk Diggler attitude
• Boogie Nights 10K – Twice the disco, double the dazzle
• Boogie Nights Half After Dark – Stay in the spotlight for 13.1 miles and finish in full stardom

Expect funk and soul on the speakers, throwback signage, and a crowd ready to dance their way to the finish. Costumes welcome. Big collars and roller flair encouraged.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of heart.

Sign up now. You've got the touch. You've got the power.

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🌀 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome)
Can’t make it in person? No problem—we’re bringing the disco to your dimension.

Choose the Multiverse Option below during registration and select your distance (5K, 10K, or Half).
Then:

✅ Run anytime between June 28–30
✅ Track it however you like (Strava, NRC, selfie—we’re chill)
✅ Submit your proof and shipping info
✅ We’ll send your medal straight from the Valley to your door

Same race. Same medal. Different timeline.

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_{🚨 Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event created with love by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any of the original creators, studios, or rights holders referenced in our race themes. All names, references, and characters are used for humorous and transformative purposes under fair use. We're just fans… who like to run in costume.}